Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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