Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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