I want to stick my p in your. b.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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