i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
