It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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