Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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