Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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