I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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