i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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