How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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