This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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