I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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