They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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