Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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