I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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