just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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