why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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