this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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