he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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