They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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