great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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