found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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