We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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