No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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