Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Who did Billy Mays play for?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
