i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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