Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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