All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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