somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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