You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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