We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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