Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
did you just send me my own nude
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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