i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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