If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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