I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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