In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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