If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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