So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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