I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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