I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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