it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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