Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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