i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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