Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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