I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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