Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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