is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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