Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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