You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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