Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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