i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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