Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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