Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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