I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
