im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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