i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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