His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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