I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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